I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
hey doesn’t Sherlock have a best friend or something in this show?
The hiatus continues
Old Man Winter takes its toll.
Hey vetinanari :3c
+100 to DO WANT
I WANT THAT IWANNABEAFAUN IWANNABEAFAUN GRSDHTEASGRD………
lol The Big Day project by beanbean1988
"S-sorry, did I wake you?"
Happy 3/5 everyone, have some fluffy shinkawo ( ´ ▽ ` )
In April 1977, thirty miles off the coast of New Zealand, a net of a Japanese fishing boat, the Zuiyo-maru, caught a huge animal carcass of an unknown origin.
The creature was 33 feet long and weighd about 4000 pounds. It had a snakelike head at the end of a long, slender neck, giving it an unwhale-like appearance.
Many people think it’s a sea serpent but tests done on samples of the carcass that were taken by the crew determined the Zuiyo-maru “monster” was just a decomposed basking shark, or something similar.
How many times has his mom caught him masturbating
too many times